Get out of Jail

Q. Cops, what was the best thing anyone said in response to being pulled over? answered by: Doug Bingham, former Retired at USAF and Civilian Aerospace Engineer (1984-2017) I once caught a very young girl, probably 16 years old, driving 45 in a 30 MPH zone. I turned around on her and approached the car. […]

All three at once, please.

One day, an older man came into my bar and ordered three beers. I asked if he wanted one after another, or all three at once. “All three at once, please.” I poured as he asked, and offered unsolicited advice (it’s what we bartenders do, after all), that if he sips from each one in […]