A Scottish three year old’s take on Easter . .
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Category: Humour
Clever police work. . .
Q. What is the most clever police work you’ve ever seen? Answered by David Clark, former Police Detective at City of Phoenix, Arizona In my mind I thought this was pretty clever. Lol. On patrol one night I pulled behind a church and saw a car parked in the dark, engine running. From past experience, […]
NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS … EVERYONE THINKS THEY ARE SENILE
An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered. They found the old desk they’d shared, where Jerry had carved ‘I […]
What are some things people don’t tell you about parenting?
Kim Scheinberg, I put words in other people’s mouths Disclaimer: Some friends are grateful for this warning, others ask if I’m trying to kill their excitement, and some even choose to stop talking to me for a few months. I continue to risk alienating people because: it’s a painfully important truth long-term damage is avoidable […]
Vehicle storage facility.
Marianne DeMarco Straight up – there’s even a joke about it somewhere… Ah! here it is… A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will […]
As a nurse, what has a patient done that caused you to burst out in laughter?
WnB: . . .a bit naughty Shirley Fenn, works at Nurses The true stories are always the best stories. I was a student nurse full of anxiety and nervousness. Afraid, too, that I might accidently hurt or offend somebody. My only patient was a frail lady, around 90 years old, who had end-stage cancer. She […]
What is the weirdest experience you’ve had at work?
answered by M. Molargik, B.A. Interdisciplinary Studies, Valdosta State University I was working at a department store in Manhattan, just across the street from the World Trade Center. One lady came to my register with a pair of pants marked 1/3 off, but lucky her, they rang up for 1/2 off. Well, she didn’t think […]
