White Paper: Introducing BrewCoin

W ‘n B: bit of tongue in cheek comedy.. “No, we won’t be changing our plans.” BrewCoin is a peer-to-peer digital signature network that radically decentralizes business emails with a revolutionary effect multiplier: wolves who haven’t eaten in 72 hours. Methodology Having completed a rigorous analysis, Morning Brew crypto-analysts determined our slate of products suffers […]

Have a nice weekend Sir

Q. You’re driving down an empty highway in the world’s fastest supercar. You pass a cop on the side of the road, so you floor it. What are the chances you’ll be caught? comment by Helmut Samerski Here is what happened to another guy: The long-awaited phone call finally came. The phone call he was […]

So the King hired the donkey

A king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. So the King and the Queen went fishing. On the way, he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, […]

Daughter writes hilarious obituary for dad who pulled ‘obnoxious pranks’ and ‘embarrassed’ wife.

Yahoo Lifestyle Elise Solé An adored man who “tortured his siblings” with “obnoxious pranks” and ran license plate numbers on his daughters’ boyfriends, was recognized in a funny, viral obituary. On Sunday, Joe Heller from Connecticut died at age 82 — “his last undignified and largely irreverent gesture,” read his obituary written by daughter Monique […]