A woman sends her clothing out to the local laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the laundryman that says, “Use more soap on panties.” This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry, “Use more […]
Has your pet ever done anything to cause you to lose your trust in him or her? Thomas L. Johnson answered by Michelle Clark Miller, Pet owner for over 50 years This is Angus. He swiped an entire rotisserie chicken off the top of the stove, ate it so completely and quietly that we had […]
Why do old people dress like old people? Even Elton John and Mick Jagger have been seen wearing the “mandatory ” sleeveless cardigans with the diamond pattern. answered by Ian Lang, Leading Technician Because when you get to forty you start thinking “bollocks to fashion”. When you get to forty-five you start to develop a […]
During a routine police patrol, an officer parked his car outside a bar in Angleton, Texas. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an […]
Florida man fed up with potholes plants banana tree in road FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) — A man fed up with a private road in poor condition near his southwest Florida business has a novel solution: plant a banana tree in a pothole to warn motorists away. ..the idea of planting a banana tree ripened […]
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, […]
Athletes to sleep on ‘anti-sex’ cardboard beds at Olympic Games amid COVID By David Meyer | nypost.com Lustful Olympic athletes should think twice before making the bed rock in Tokyo. The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds — allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators to […]
Q. What do people call sandwiches in the UK? answered by Andy Hill, lives in The United Kingdom (1951-present) Well you see Sara, there was this bloke called John Montagu … Who was a bit of a gambler. Allegedly, he was playing cards one day, probably losing a shedload of money, when he was advised […]
