Trevor’s birthday present to himself: The Lifetime movie of Jussie Smollett #BetweenTheScenes.
An Irish girl had left home, and hadn’t been heard from for seven years. She returned, without any notice one evening. “And where have ye been?” her father roared at her. “Yer poor mither has been worrying herself sick, and never even a card from ye!” ”Oh da,” she tearfully said, “I was too embarrassed; […]
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This daughter was sobbing at her Mom’s funeral. But never expected this encounter at that moment Consumed by my loss, I didn’t notice the hardness of the pew where I sat. I was at the funeral of my dearest friend – my mother. She finally had lost her long battle with cancer. The hurt was […]
Brother John entered the “Monastery of Silence” and the Abbott said, “Brother, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you wish, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so.” Brother John lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Abbott said to him: “Brother John, […]
A woman sends her clothing out to the local laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the laundryman that says, “Use more soap on panties.” This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry, “Use more […]
Has your pet ever done anything to cause you to lose your trust in him or her? Thomas L. Johnson answered by Michelle Clark Miller, Pet owner for over 50 years This is Angus. He swiped an entire rotisserie chicken off the top of the stove, ate it so completely and quietly that we had […]
Why do old people dress like old people? Even Elton John and Mick Jagger have been seen wearing the “mandatory ” sleeveless cardigans with the diamond pattern. answered by Ian Lang, Leading Technician Because when you get to forty you start thinking “bollocks to fashion”. When you get to forty-five you start to develop a […]
During a routine police patrol, an officer parked his car outside a bar in Angleton, Texas. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an […]