Clean swipe

A woman sends her clothing out to the local laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the laundryman that says, “Use more soap on panties.” This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry, “Use more […]

“Well, at least we know he’s ok.”

Has your pet ever done anything to cause you to lose your trust in him or her? Thomas L. Johnson answered by Michelle Clark Miller, Pet owner for over 50 years This is Angus. He swiped an entire rotisserie chicken off the top of the stove, ate it so completely and quietly that we had […]

“Have a good day, sir,” replied the trooper.

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, […]

Clickbait: No mattress dancing at the Olympics.

Athletes to sleep on ‘anti-sex’ cardboard beds at Olympic Games amid COVID By David Meyer | Lustful Olympic athletes should think twice before making the bed rock in Tokyo. The world’s best sports competitors are set to spend their nights on cardboard beds — allegedly designed to collapse under the weight of fornicators to […]