Q. What’s the most classic example of Aussie humor?
answered by Michael Griffiths (Lives in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia)
There’s a train travelling through the mountains and in one carriage there sits an old lady, a beautiful young blonde backpacker, a New Zealand guy and an Aussie guy. The train goes through a dark tunnel and all the lights go out. Suddenly there’s a loud ‘smack’ and when the lights come on the kiwi guy is nursing a large red hand print on his cheek. The old lady thinks to herself ‘that dirty kiwi groped that young lady and she smacked him, good on her’. The young girl thinks ‘that dirty kiwi must have gone to grope me but grabbed the old lady instead so she smacked him, good on her’. The Kiwi thinks ‘That darn Aussie must have groped that young girl and she’s gone to smack him but got me instead’. The Aussie sits there thinking ‘I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can smack that darn Kiwi again’.
source : Quora