Yahuah is offering you the people the last chance to take Him up on this offer (only good till you take the mark then the sale void)
But if you act now and get on your knees beg His forgiveness. Give your life to Yahusha! You get in return everlasting life in heaven. What a deal this is!! You can’t pass this up because it is free and we know everyone likes free stuff!
So Hurry up this offer ends soon!!! Yes, do get baptized anywhere you can get it done (that’s full submersion not sprinkling water on your heads). Act fast now this deal will end soon!!
Yes, Yahuah does have a sense of humor. All joking aside, please!! Repent!!, get saved, be reborn in Yahusha and get baptized before your time runs out!!